Saved at Last
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Yesterday, the Department court ordered that the body of one, Gaston Thibeaux, be exhumed from its grave, illegally dug at the bottom of the levee near the curve in the river, and reinterred in hallowed ground. Catholic by birth, and as tradition has it, an altar boy along with his brothers, Frederic and Darceney, when Gaston finally came of age and took his place in society his manias and behavior had changed – for him the better, for us the worse; but then that really depends on who you are. Pimp, thief, pirate, card shark, burglar, bigamist, impresario, embezzler or murderer, these were the stages he passed through and ever returned to.

With poor parents who eked out a living insufficient to feed and house their three sons in clean surroundings, despite their rundown neighborhoods, and schooling an eccentric affair at best, Gaston did what he could get away with whenever the chance arose and whenever he made that chance his own.

Quick to seize on new possibilities, whether of female flesh or the green that spells “dollars,” Gaston prospered or seemed to. The latter distinction he earned by his wiles, yes, but also by his talent in masking; quite simply, expressing virtues he did not in fact possess or believe in. Appearance being the arbiter of taste and success in business, Gaston’s business, however that might turn, rarely let him down.

Within or outside of the law, his projects gained the kind of prosperity that he could indulge in. With lavish parties thrown for friends, sailings into the Gulf of Mexico on his yacht, which at 46 feet was just long enough and antique enough to envy, especially by those he had yet to invite, his social standing rose, placing him squarely in harm’s way. Make no mistake, money and prestige – which he adored, however they came – did offer shelter from the storms that blew through the city, social and natural.  

From his girls he had gathered a bank roll that opened uptown doors and poker stakes, and all their cigar and gin-mixed winnings. Add in what he stole from different safe deposit boxes, whose entrance codes he filched, and there you have it. Exactly how he got the codes was not something he ever revealed. As a gentleman, though, who appreciated irony, he always replaced what he took with counterfeits so poorly rendered that their falsity was clear. No one could say that he left those boxes empty of the bonds they formerly held; however unusable they were.

From the real bonds, of course, money flowed as the city grew, soggy plains on which to build small plantations as quick collateral against potential losses. Then there were the several men and women he killed by bullet and blade, a necessary consequence to protecting his stash.

And this went on for quite a while until complaints from gilded families, patchworked though they were, hit pay dirt with the mayor, gearing up for another election. No matter that Gaston had played them all, mayor included, and did it so well that they enjoyed losing  -- a rare conclusion to a finely tuned game. But then Gaston was a pro in the art of the sham, a cheat in whose refinements his victims found their pleasure. Avarice was one thing; the fun of winning another, and yet another the despair found in losing, which Gaston also used to keep the entire affair from crashing too soon. He’d have a winning streak, lose some then win again – without fail.

When the police finally arrested Gaston, he went to jail willingly. He knew he’d come out on top however his trial went. He’d blast his way out of the courtroom if it came to it – easy enough in those days – then vanish among the islands, large and small, that stretched out from the coast for a final getaway south.

Of course, the police caught a minority on their run to Venezuela or Columbia, where extradition treaties did not exist. But the majority were rarely heard from again. The living they bought from their new country, if similar to what they fled, offered richer amusements. Led by endless supplies of sexual mates, heterosexual, homosexual, young, old, fat skinny, willing or unwilling, the latter the better to violate, the former impassioned enough and free enough with their passion to violate them – premiere inducements – vied with power hungry avatars set to consume their holdings the moment they could. The two groups kept them sharp enough to savor an ebullience they sometimes shared.

Gaston, not having the heart to follow along blindly, prizing above all his sense of self, the luxury he deserved by way of it, and gaining in excess what he needed to feed his desires, out lasted them all. 

When in his late 80s he keeled over and died one hot, humid July afternoon, the city devolved to a potent mix of sweat and bitters, Gaston had not a cent to his name.

A year earlier his gambling debts, which were themselves quite enormous, and a stock market crash, flattened his accounts. When he lost his several mansions and the acreage he had accumulated in different high-stakes crap games, that was that. Having enough in surplus to pay what he owed, and save something of the respect that others gave him, he thereafter lived on the largess of friends, who found to their delight that they could give as well as take, not having suffered too much from this or that scheme that Gaston thrived on.

As a corpse, Gaston’s escapades, once a magnet for conversation after the usual diatribes about race and patrimony, faded off quickly. Laid there in the city morgue, just another slab of meat, it was time to forget him. Nonetheless, in deference to his wit and joie du vivre, those same friends who had come to his aid when he needed it, decided to save him from the crematorium. They took his body by stealth, dug a shallow grave at the base of the levee, rolled him into it, and covered him with enough dirt to keep the vultures, dogs, and other scavengers at bay.

Then the late summer floods came and swept away the dirt above him; his right foot jutting up from the mud with just a bit of flesh hanging from the metatarsals -- a mangey blossom from a former time when Gaston called the shots.

Are we any the worse for playing along with Gaston as he wove his cunning webs, which we weave as we can – taking his amusements for our own – however wealthy or poor we are, with those we love or hate or, more simply, live with, fearing the solitude of living alone?

I think not.

Although Gaston did not in the end field a foolproof magic, in terms of morality or conduct, the grandiloquence with which he did it drew admirers and antagonists both, as much to drink from it as to magnify their own or lack thereof; his narcissism elevating theirs, his vanity a perfect excuse to try their luck at.

What could be better in this world of feints and shudders that makes us bleed, and in bleeding bleed to death?

You first.


Gregg Simpson and Allan Graubard
           Bowen Island, BC; /  New York, NY

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